Me Lately

I was reading over my very first blog and was happy to realize that I have experienced many changes since that sad, sad, sad time. For starters, teeth brushing is no longer an afternoon chore, but one that occurs in the morning. I also don’t wake up and immediately say to myself, “ I cannot wait until 5 pm so that I can start drinking with my friends”. And when I would say friends I would mean dogs. And most importantly, I actually now get to experience direct sunlight....every day...multiple times a day. 

Good things are happening. I attribute it all to B 12 vitamins and laxatives. I’ve definitely taken a liking to a few hobbies. I’m still volunteering at the shelter a couple times a week and have taken on a few extra responsibilities. Not only do I pick up a lot of dog poo, but I’m organizing offsite adoption events and helping dogs get into different rescues. And while I’m on the subject, people that work for animal rescues are bat-shit crazy. If you know a super crazy person, they are most likely really into porcelain dolls OR work for an animal rescue (or have a blog).

Kyle and I have also checked something off of the hobby list:  ballroom dancing. Every Friday night, we take an East Coast Swing class at the studio where I also attend Zumba. It’s upbeat and not too difficult. So people with two left feet, like my poor husband, can pick up on the steps pretty easily. And who doesn’t like to dance to Huey Lewis? Who? 

And by the way, I’m going to be a Zumba instructor. I only said yes so that I could wear neon parachute pants with butt tassels. Woo woo! I heard  that at the certification weekend, they have these intense dance offs between the students. I can’t wait to slap the floor and spank my own ass. I’ll be sure to let you know how it goes.

Just for fun................

Here is an incredibly random list of things that I really like RIGHT NOW:

1. Everybody Loves Raymond
2. Protein Shakes
3. The Hunger Games series
4. Amy Sedaris
5. Pepto 
6. The Avett Brothers
7. The latest episodes of Jeopardy
8. Any Given Sunday (ladies know why)
9. My new New Balance shoes
10. Watching my dog masturbate

Here is an incredibly random list of things that I really hate RIGHT NOW:

1. Assholes
2. New American Idol
3. Justin Bieber
4. People that plagiarize in their f-ing blogs
5. Annie’s organic mac and cheese
6. Joy Behar
7. Pillows that smell like urine
8. Stomach bugs
9. Micro-managers
10. Watching my dog masturbate